Quality education.
Spelling optional.
Kids? Also optional.
…or closed. Who can tell?
Welcome to The Learing Center – the most famous daycare in America that may or may not have had children inside. We received millions in government funding while the internet watched in awe. One viral YouTube video later, we became the poster child for "creative accounting" in early childhood education.
We fixed it after the internet made fun of us for 48 hours straight. You're welcome.
Master the art of sleeping through the entire day. Perfect for when the YouTuber shows up with a camera.
Learn how to bill the state for services you may or may not be providing. Bonus module: "How to look busy when cameras arrive."
Turn a simple spelling mistake into national headlines. Includes guest lecture from Nick Shirley (via public domain footage).
Because the door was sometimes locked. Or empty.
Easy to find. Even easier to film for your next exposé.
Trump, Vance, Walz, Congress – we brought everyone together.
No one (especially journalists) gets inside without a fight.
"I dropped my kid off once and never saw them again. 10/10 would recommend for the drama alone."
"Best $1.9 million I've never spent. My child learned nothing and I learned everything about government oversight."
"The YouTuber was right – zero kids. But the sign was hilarious. 5 stars for entertainment value."
Enroll today and help us continue the greatest daycare story ever told.
*Site is 100% satire. No actual children were harmed in the making of this website.
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We have already billed the state $4,872 for this month. You're welcome.